5 definitions by Chumley

unclemom

A red neck hillbillie who is so inbred that his uncle is also his mom

this is my sister and our three lovely children

by Chumley September 17, 2003

berley

spanglish slang:
1 By very little; Hardly
2 event recently occurred

I berley touched her.
I berley got here.

by Chumley June 3, 2004

George Foreman Grill

An act of anger towards a malfunctioning lap-top computer. The user deposits a turd on the keyboard and squashes it into the screen and keys by pressing it shut, much like cooking with a Foreman Grill.

My notebook froze up for the last time today. I destroyed it by performing the George Foreman Grill.

by Chumley April 11, 2006

two-ball compound

semen, mood sauce, or baby batter

The verizon wireless employee was electricuted when he shot a load of two-ball compound into the light-bulb socket.

by Chumley February 18, 2005

v plates

virgin, has not yet had sexual intercourse, not "broken in"

"look kates still got her v plates"
"yeah but she takes it in the arse instead!"

by Chumley September 17, 2003