ChuckChaser69's definitions

hillareach

n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).

noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.

verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

homosexumable

How George W. Bush says "homosexual".

W: So, Dick, I went to West Hollywood to get a burger, and I saw some a them homosexumables. Some of them looked like chicks. Like hot chicks. It was scary. I found out the hard way. Ever had someone else's balls in your hand? Surprised me there. Boo-ya!

by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008

bonus month

The month when you receive 5 weekly paychecks instead of 4. Since you are usually accounting for 4 paychecks in a month, though every three months has 13 weeks in it, you essentially receive a bonus every time you get a 5th paycheck in a month.

Drinks are on me tonight boys, it's bonus month.

by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010

producer's cut

The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.

by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

slutterfly

A girl who uses Hallowe'en as an opportunity to exercise her inner whore, by dressing like one.

Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.

by ChuckChaser69 November 1, 2011

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.

Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."

by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010