ChuckChaser69's definitions

jesus week

A length of time equaling 12 days.

It's a long trip. We'll be back in a jesus week. See you next month.

by ChuckChaser69 December 20, 2009

resting actor

unemployed person

Mary: James is an actor.

Jane: A resting actor, maybe. I think he's just allergic to work.

by ChuckChaser69 August 20, 2010

awesome chicken

Better than regular chicken. (often used sarcastically)

Person N-1: So, how did the chicken taste?
Person N: Are you kidding? This is awesome chicken. Much better than regular chicken.

by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

Foxygen

Propaganda spouted by right-wing types (e.g. Sarah Palin) and their corresponding networks (e.g. Fox).

Donald Trump: Obama has yet to prove he is a citizen.
Jon Stewart: Quit spreading your Foxygen around. Some suckers are stupid enough to breathe it.

by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

clitoriolis effect

The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)

Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.

by ChuckChaser69 December 10, 2011

Screamin' A. Smith

Crazy ESPN sports analyst who screams everything he says.

I was watching SportsCenter last night, until Screamin' A. Smith came on. Then I threw a brick at my TV.

by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008

floptimistic

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.

Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.

by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012