ChuckChaser69's definitions

gone like Gandhi

gone quickly or gone and not recoverable

Once everyone knew he was the one who farted, he was gone like Gandhi.
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Wife: Honey, where is the ice cream?
Husband: (licking spoon) Oh, it's gone like Gandhi.

by ChuckChaser69 May 14, 2010

pillarbox

Black bars on the side of a 4x3 image on a 16x9 television. Similar to letterbox.

I hate watching old TV on my Hi-Def. Columbo needs a pillarbox. Sucks.

by ChuckChaser69 July 26, 2010

winning

What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.

Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2011

tweet with the face space

to indicate that one is not up on current trends by referencing (in an odd way) the names of social networking sites that you really have no experience with

So, I called Jeremy, but he was tweeting with the face space, so I told him I'd call him back later, since I didn't want to interfere with his newfangled electronic masturbation machine.

Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2010

older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

Hipsterjism

The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.

A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?

by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012

tummy

verb: to consume to oblivion; to eradicate by mouth (past tense: tummied)

Honey, way to tummy that tamale.
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Jo-Jo tummied that pizza. I didn't get any.

by ChuckChaser69 April 25, 2008