ChuckChaser69's definitions

Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

nuttable

fuckable for the masturbation crowd

Jesus, she is nuttable. I might just bust one right here. Hold your coat up.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

photigue

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos

Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.

by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010

slutterfly

A girl who uses Hallowe'en as an opportunity to exercise her inner whore, by dressing like one.

Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.

by ChuckChaser69 November 1, 2011

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.

Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."

by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010

4x3 safe

(pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.

Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.

Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.

by ChuckChaser69 July 25, 2011

sweet like deer meat

A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.

Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008