6 definitions by Chubmonkey

airbender

An extremely loud, powerful fart. An airbender is capable of traveling around corners and breaking windows.

Chuck let loose an airbender in the elevator, I think my eardrum is punctured.

by Chubmonkey July 4, 2010

by Chubmonkey November 6, 2020

The erection you get from watching goat related activities.

I got kicked out of the petting zoo because I couldn't hide my massive chupacockrod!

by Chubmonkey December 8, 2018

Tits that are so awesome, you can't help but look at them no matter how hard you try not to.

Dude, how was your date last night?

It was fine until she got all upset because I was staring at her chest. I couldn't resist her magnetits!

by Chubmonkey September 21, 2011

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

by Chubmonkey July 2, 2008

To state something in a stilted and overly dramatic fashion.

"John, we've got to... get beer... I... can't... handle this... sober!"
"Dude, don't kirkulate at me, there's whisky at the gig."

by Chubmonkey June 18, 2008