Definitions by Chroxity3
Sleep and water
What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
Sleep and water by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023
Whipper Whapper
An elementary school term for a long, sometimes hard object ( think a cord or souvenir pencil) that can be used to hit someone effectively.
Little billy: umm umm umm so so so the the thing that does that..
Mr. Dan: Speak one more word and I’ll have to hit you with my whipper whapper!
Mr. Dan: Speak one more word and I’ll have to hit you with my whipper whapper!
Whipper Whapper by Chroxity3 June 2, 2023
Torso Piers
Pants that are between the knee and ankle. They support your torso and are sometimes baggy enough to use in a middle school trash can.
Me: *looks at some dude wearing torso piers* What the hell is that? Is there an oil rig in him or what?
Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.
Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.
Torso Piers by Chroxity3 May 29, 2023
Good Chafe
A buzzcut dude that plays a chafe off as a good experience, meanwhile he’s experiencing death in his tighty whities
Good Chafe by Chroxity3 May 24, 2023
Half Shorts
What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Half Shorts by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
Booberie
A way that Chinese el cheapo amazon sellers get better recommendation by making companies with ridiculous names
Me: I tried getting a Peavey amp but instead I received an amp from “Xiasoungs”
Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!
Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!
B.S. Shitworths
A crappy dead mall store that has no reason to exist, possibly a drug front, is oddly full in stock, raises prices drastically, and usually is stuck in the 80s-90s.
B.S. Shitworths by Chroxity3 January 6, 2023