Chroxity3's definitions
A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.
You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.
by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023
Get the Facebook Gasp mommug. What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023
Get the Sleep and watermug. A buzzcut dude that plays a chafe off as a good experience, meanwhile he’s experiencing death in his tighty whities
by Chroxity3 May 24, 2023
Get the Good Chafemug. A crappy dead mall store that has no reason to exist, possibly a drug front, is oddly full in stock, raises prices drastically, and usually is stuck in the 80s-90s.
by Chroxity3 January 6, 2023
Get the B.S. Shitworthsmug. What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
Get the Half Shortsmug. 1. A usually awkward moment with extended family
2. A personal, inside idea taken to people who do not know what it means
2. A personal, inside idea taken to people who do not know what it means
by Chroxity3 January 5, 2023
Get the Thai momentmug. A way that Chinese el cheapo amazon sellers get better recommendation by making companies with ridiculous names
Me: I tried getting a Peavey amp but instead I received an amp from “Xiasoungs”
Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!
Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!
by Chroxity3 May 18, 2023
Get the Booberiemug.