3 definitions by Chris fischer
“Oh mate, I got caught for a hit and run, and it looks like I’ll be sent to jail for life. I’ve pulled a real Chris Fischer”
Or
“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”
Or
“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”
by Chris fischer May 8, 2020
To provide an adversary with an involuntary digit in their rectum, as popularised by the late 18th century merchant-capitalist, and renowned back-door finger blaster, Ignatius Dawson
“Oh lawks and crikey, that veritable blaggard Ignatius has only gone and given my 11 year old, wheel chair bound son a bloody Dawsoning!” - William Pitt the Elder mid-way through the parliamentary east India reform debates
by Chris fischer December 28, 2022
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022