1. The father of Amy Schumer’s child

2. Conducting an act so heinous as to utterly ruin ones life
Oh mate, I got caught for a hit and run, and it looks like I’ll be sent to jail for life. I’ve pulled a real Chris Fischer”

Or

“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”
by Chris fischer May 8, 2020
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