Chode Master God's definitions

Monkey Bread

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!

I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?

by Chode Master God October 7, 2007

Puerto Rican Avalanche

similar to a mexican avalanche, except that instead of throwing your woman down a flight of stairs you throw her off a balcony

My bitch gets aroused and bruised when i give her a puerto rican avalanche

by Chode Master God November 18, 2004

kkkamero*

guy in the witness protection program and the KKK

Witness Protection?
KU KLUX KLAN?!?
damn, must be kkkamero*

by Chode Master God November 16, 2004

American Avalanche

Same as mexican avalanche, but instead throwing your bitch down a flight of stairs you throw her down an escalator going up. Note: due to the fact shes falling down an UP escalator, she may never come back

we were really horny, and in the mall, so i decided to give my bitch an american avlanche. fuck that slut, she never got off the fucking thing

by Chode Master God November 24, 2004

Yangle-Durf

To teabag a member of the same sex. Sometimes confused with Yangle-Duffing, when horny 9-year olds rape hillary duff.

Me and Sean totally yangle-durfed all last night. I can't get the taste out of my mouth...

by Chode Master God August 3, 2006

Mexican River

Same as a mexican avalanche, except instead of cumming in your bitches hair you piss in it.

i gave her so many mexican avalanches i had no more cum, so i gave her a mexican river. That slut didn't even realize!

by Chode Master God June 11, 2006

skatjob

When somebody (male or female, usually a male) defecates on their partners chest, usually in an act of sexual pleasure.

A popular follow-up is then giving a chili dog

Gregg and Tanya were looking to expand their sexual boundaries. A skatjob was just what they needed to put a spark back into their relationship.

by Chode Master God October 10, 2005