5 definitions by Chocotacojewboy

patriot

Air blown from one's mouth with the intention of blocking a bad odor from reaching the nostrils.

My cousin tried to burp in my face, but I shot it down with a patriot.

by Chocotacojewboy October 16, 2007

stump jumper

A derogatory term for a gay man. In particular, a homosexual that prefers to have receptive anal intercourse.

Jared is a stump jumper, by the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. I just wouldn't drop the soap around him, if you know what I mean.

by Chocotacojewboy October 16, 2007

mud flaps

The human buttocks; specifically, the skin and muscle enclosing the anus. The body part that sandwiches residual fecal matter attached to the rectum, thus providing a buffer between one's undergarments.

My mud flaps felt like sandpaper, leading me to believe that I may not have adequately wiped myself.

by Chocotacojewboy October 16, 2007

tittle

A very small breast/tit. A contraction of tit and "little". A little tit, if you will.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a tittle here and there, but I've seen bigger lumps in my oatmeal!

by Chocotacojewboy October 29, 2007

creepshow

A deranged sexual act inspired by a famous scene from the cult classic horror film "Creepshow". This particular scene portrayed actor Ted Danson being buried up to his neck in sand while being filmed as the incoming tide is rising. An elegant, yet perverted twist lead to the idea to bury a person up to their neck in sand and conducting a circle jerk on the person's face, or alternatively a bukkake.

Me and the other lifeguards brought the new badge inspector down to beach after work for a creepshow, but after a few loads of man butter the tide came in strong and she totally started freaking out.

by Chocotacojewboy October 16, 2007