6 definitions by Chinooks64
When someone, usually out of anger or revenge, defecates on their sexual partner while they are in a deep sleep, most times passed out drunk. When that person wakes up and takes a whiff it reminds them of the time they were at an abandoned house in Maryvale with no plumbing and a toilet full of squatter feces. Then they realize it's them that smells like squatter feces from the abandoned house in Maryvale. Similar to Guadalupe Wake Up Call only not restricted to hotel/motel rooms. (See Guadalupe wake up call)
Damn homie, this morning my sister's room smelled like an outhouse was brought inside. When I asked her what the fuck that smell was she said you must've given her a Maryvale Mudslide before you left this morning. If you guys are going to be fighting, you can't come over anymore.
by Chinooks64 July 14, 2023
When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
Someone who shows traits and characteristics of being an idiot and a bitch all wrapped in one tiny 4'9" package.
Person 1: "Hey Chino, where's the Ibee at?"
Person 2:Yelling "Joooosiiiiie!!!"
Person 3: What babe, I'm trying to make dinner"
Person 2: "There she is in the bathroom."
Person 2:Yelling "Joooosiiiiie!!!"
Person 3: What babe, I'm trying to make dinner"
Person 2: "There she is in the bathroom."
by Chinooks64 September 23, 2023
I bee (I.B.) Idiot Bitch. The title someone earns by being such an idiot and a bitch as well. These two words, idiot & bitch are so seldomly used together that it is almost the ultimate disrespectful thong to call a woman. Adding cunt turns it into an (IBECEE)
When we left the party, my girl put my take home plate of nachos on the roof of the car and forgot about them, when we hit the first stop sign, my nachos went flying all over my windshield and hood, what a fuckin ibee.
by Chinooks64 September 23, 2023
A characteristic some females have with their vaginas where they are extremely or unusually large and often discolored.
I dated this one girl from Marcos de Niza High school, man when she pulled down her chonies she had a severe case of Chonchitis Maximosis.
by Chinooks64 September 23, 2023