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When a salted, buttered, and cooked piece of corn on the cob is shoved into a woman's vaginal canal. Use on Southern Hick women for best results.
Guy 1: Dude, did you and Cathy hook up last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, I gave her a 1000 Kernel Salute.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiice man.
by Chickenchaser May 27, 2010
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A man who is predetermined to be extremely awesome.
Guy #1: "Hey did you hear Gangnam Style, PSY's latest hit? IT IS SOO AWESOME!"
Guy #2: "I know right! He is SO Jiesi."
by Chickenchaser September 11, 2012
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