8 definitions by Chibi Jeeb
by Chibi Jeeb January 25, 2011
An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.
@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...
by Chibi Jeeb February 8, 2011
A blogger who feels he possesses the moral superiority to spout rhetoric and issue royal decrees of what is acceptable for others online, completely oblivious to his own hypocrisy. A holier-than-thou know-it-all.
Similar to a sanctimommy.
Similar to a sanctimommy.
Fred is such a sanctiblogger, demanding everyone stop using copyrighted pictures when he freely admits to downloading music without paying.
by Chibi Jeeb October 8, 2012
Much like drummer tongue, the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration.
by Chibi Jeeb December 28, 2011
Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."
by Chibi Jeeb December 1, 2010
To retweet complimentary things others say about you so everyone knows how awesome you are without actually having to say it yourself.
"Oh, look. Betty's humbletweeting her RTs again. Good thing: I had NO CLUE how awesome she was until she made sure I read Frank's compliment!"
by Chibi Jeeb August 17, 2014
A blogger who is only interested in receiving free products, trips, or publicity by exploiting brands and sponsors in order to gain exposure and drive more traffic to his or her blog (to make money).
Look at Buffy, pimping her latest blog post everywhere for the tenth time today. She's such a monetizing brandwhore.
by Chibi Jeeb August 25, 2011