assvice 

The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.

Thanks for the assvice, but I think I'll do it my way.

assvice by Dooneybug May 3, 2005

asslice 

when you sex someone in a burger king bathroom then the next day your itching your butt and your all like damn i got asslice.

Dude that girl at burger king gave me asslice.

asslice by TANOBEAR March 24, 2017

assrice 

Assrice is ass hair that has dandruff or lice.

My girl has assrice becuse I see lice on the toilet seat.

assrice by Banquet meals April 23, 2021