2 definitions by Chennessey

Joey

v. trying to form a sexual relationship with the partner of a close friend or family member

n. a strategy used by desperate beta-males in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction at the expense of a close personal relationship

Glen got hit in the face with a skateboard, because he tried pulling a Joey on Rodney!

by Chennessey September 17, 2018

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

by Chennessey December 7, 2015