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Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

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When a guy pulls out and slips in his own cum puddle.

I was banging this girl from the bank last night, and made a withdrawal slip when we were done.

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