Charlie Golf's definitions

Crawfish

To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.

Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.

by Charlie Golf April 5, 2004

punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Get my buzz on

Female lingo for masturbating with a battery-powered vibrator.

All these yummy guys at the bar have got my juices flowing but none of them are hitting on me. I'll probably have to go home and get my buzz on.

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.

I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!

by Charlie Golf January 19, 2007

Out of Order

When something is SO off the hook, outta control, it should be broke.

Damn! We raise the roof of dat house last night. That party was out of order.

by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

gulley breeze

A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."

Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out

by Charlie Golf December 30, 2005