23 definitions by Charlie Badass

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019

The Cockpit

A General term for a Gay Bar.

Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.

by Charlie Badass April 27, 2018

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

by Charlie Badass February 19, 2011

babyface

the act of removing the penis from partner's mouth and unloading on her face

this wrinkled up hag i scooped at bingo blew me until i pulled out and gave her a babyface

by Charlie Badass November 8, 2006

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 19, 2021

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019