Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chamelion

two bagger

A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.

Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.

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When someone shoots a load into the crack of someones ass and then rips the feathers out of the pilow and throws the feathers into the crack.

Last night, I was pounding away on Monica and after I shot my load I gave her a tailfeather.

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When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.

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A cheap whore or a skanky slut.

Your nothing but a cum-belching gutter slut.

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1. A bubble that forms in a womans pussy from the result of a yeast infection.
2. A great put down.

Your nothing but a yeast-infected cunt bubble.

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1. A fart that has resulted in a bubble filled with shit.
2. A put down.

Man,your nothing but a shit-filled fart bubble.

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