710 definitions by ChRiS

wikipedia

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.

"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.

by ChRiS February 23, 2005

four man bob

four man bob is a poo that you have to rock yourself like a bobsleigh just to get it out you ass

eugh this is horrible four man bobber

by ChRiS January 10, 2005

Magician

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

by ChRiS January 30, 2005

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by ChRiS October 21, 2003

chaddy

Someone who lives in the town of Chadderton, Manchester.

I don't want to do something = sack it you Chaddy

by ChRiS February 22, 2005

dinger

Your head, or dome

I'll take a ringer to the dinger, thank you very much.

by ChRiS January 28, 2004

Twisty

'Slippy Fist'
Derived from prisin slang for Twist

'Slippy Fist Twist'
'Twist, Slip me the fist

by ChRiS October 15, 2004