16 definitions by Cesar

Cujamonjo

I cujamanjoed with a girl last night.
I want to cujamanjo with her.

by Cesar December 7, 2004

by Cesar March 26, 2005

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.

person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.

by Cesar August 19, 2003

Describing someone on his head and knee with frustration, Orz is originated from Japan and popular with internet users.

David,The MVP of ALCS in 2004,said goodbye to the Yankees' with his moon shot. Now tell me"who is your daddy?"......Orz Ortiz

by Cesar March 27, 2005

the process of lookin hot the opposite of DAYTON or CHAVEZ or JAKE ZWIRN

hey you look skrollz
looking skoollz man
dam you look like skrollz

by Cesar January 6, 2005

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by Cesar March 28, 2005

Big mother fucker respected by all because he means business. Usually lays low but known by all don't fuck with this guy aka José Luis Ocampo

José Luis is Big Hoe

by Cesar April 23, 2015