3 definitions by Cephalon Alcatraz

Congratulations,you were too cool to spell cucumber.Now please go to the corner where you'll find more people who were to cool,including people who misspelled aple.
Greg: Can I have that kucumber?
George: You didn't listen! Go back to the corner!
by Cephalon Alcatraz May 7, 2020
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When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.
Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:
by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020
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