2 definitions by CbrLaneSplitter250
A band so horrible; that Jesus is currently writing eight billion apology letters to be delivered by Santa Claus on Christmas.
Jesus: Hey Santa? Will you mail this for me.
Santa: Oh, what's this?
Jesus: You know that shitty band I convinced my dad to make while he was really high? Blood on the Dance Floor or whatever?
Santa: Yeah?
Jesus: When he snapped out of it he told me I had to write apology letters to every single human on Earth.
Santa: Oh, what's this?
Jesus: You know that shitty band I convinced my dad to make while he was really high? Blood on the Dance Floor or whatever?
Santa: Yeah?
Jesus: When he snapped out of it he told me I had to write apology letters to every single human on Earth.
by CbrLaneSplitter250 March 6, 2014
A drunk driving piece of shit that thinks he's cool because he owns a Ferrari, and dresses like a gangster. His music is about as original as a documentary of clichés directed by Michael Bay.
His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
Stupid 12-year old girl: Liiiikkkke oh my gawd! Justin Bieber is soooo hottttt! He's so talented!
Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
by CbrLaneSplitter250 January 26, 2014