13 definitions by Carnefice
The act of yourself and an opponent perfectly aligning your penises and urinate as hard as you can, so that the two jets hit eachother. The winner of the duel is whomever lasts the longest, or manages to defeat their opponent by pushing their stream back.
by Carnefice November 5, 2017
A conspiracy theory stating that liberal & left-wing media outlets such as CNN cherrypick news stories in order to promote ideas of demonisation against “privileged” groups, such as mass shootings carried out by white perpetrators, and likewise embargo stories that contradict this point of view, such as rampant black-on-black violence.
“What? White Farmers are being murdered in South Africa? Why isn’t anybody reporting this!?”
“Because it doesn’t fit The Narrative.”
“Because it doesn’t fit The Narrative.”
by Carnefice October 8, 2019
To brake abruptly as the target of a high speed chase, as to force your pursuers to vastly overshoot you, ram one another, or collide with an oncoming object.
The phrase “Endor Brake” comes from a popular example of the manoeuvre’s use, in Star Wars Episode VI, Return of the Jedi.
The phrase “Endor Brake” comes from a popular example of the manoeuvre’s use, in Star Wars Episode VI, Return of the Jedi.
by Carnefice December 23, 2017
‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.
by Carnefice April 25, 2023
by Carnefice August 16, 2017
To be ripped to extremely fine shreds, like ribbons, to the point at which your remains resemble a confetti explosion.
by Carnefice July 20, 2019
The act of being manipulated specifically into believing that somebody (usually a crush) is in love with you, when in actuality they have no interest in you.
by Carnefice September 24, 2017