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3 definitions by Carlos Astudillo

 
1.
Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.
Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005
 
2.
When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.
We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!
by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005
 
3.
Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

Said with eyebrow raised.
Your mother has cancer? Aww... DILLIGAF.
by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005