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adj. Euphemism applying to persons who have a handicap, particularly a behavioral or mental inadequacy. Can be found in the phrase "differently abled," which means (let's face it), "disabled." To be "different" in the most widely-used sense of the term is a bad thing; it means you are retarded. Cf. special, short bus.
Kid: Bobby is incredibly stupid and clumsy, Mr. Mackey.
School Counselor: Son, let's not think those bad thoughts! Bobby is...different. He's just a little "differently abled" from you or I, m'kay? We can't use our language to take water out of his bucket.
Kid: You mean to say he is retarded and rides the short bus.
Counselor: Now, "retarded" is a word that they used back in Germany in the 1930's, but we have moved past that now haven't we...
School Counselor: Son, let's not think those bad thoughts! Bobby is...different. He's just a little "differently abled" from you or I, m'kay? We can't use our language to take water out of his bucket.
Kid: You mean to say he is retarded and rides the short bus.
Counselor: Now, "retarded" is a word that they used back in Germany in the 1930's, but we have moved past that now haven't we...
by Carl Willis August 25, 2004
Get the different mug.Any alcoholic beverage, the consumption of which is supposed to clear up one's hangover from previous drinking (but will tend to have the opposite effect in reality). Origins of the phrase date back to medieval times, when hairs from a biting dog were put in the bite wound in the belief that this promoted healing.
Lloyd: What will you be drinking, sir?
Jack: Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Bourbon on the rocks?
Jack: That'll do it.
Jack: Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Bourbon on the rocks?
Jack: That'll do it.
by Carl Willis January 7, 2006
Get the hair of the dog that bit me mug.n. Fast food chain which cooks up a damn tasty bowl of chili.
If you're too much of a pansy for the "traditional" recipe, you can request that your chili be served without severed human appendages.
If you're too much of a pansy for the "traditional" recipe, you can request that your chili be served without severed human appendages.
Cashier: Hello, welcome to Wendy's, what can we get for you?
Customer: I'll have a large bowl of chili, supersize that please, and uh...can you please hold the fingers and toes in that order, ma'am?
Customer: I'll have a large bowl of chili, supersize that please, and uh...can you please hold the fingers and toes in that order, ma'am?
by Carl Willis March 27, 2005
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(1) To screw someone over; scam.
(2) To inflict severe injury upon someone as leverage to facilitate the extortion of money.
"Shamrock" is most frequently encountered in the passive, as in, "you have been shamrocked." (Origin: Shamrock Towing, a notoriously unethical business in the greater Columbus, Ohio area, ca. 1957)
(1) To screw someone over; scam.
(2) To inflict severe injury upon someone as leverage to facilitate the extortion of money.
"Shamrock" is most frequently encountered in the passive, as in, "you have been shamrocked." (Origin: Shamrock Towing, a notoriously unethical business in the greater Columbus, Ohio area, ca. 1957)
(1) After paying $115 for the predatory towing of his car, Willis figured out he'd been shamrocked and called an attorney.
(2) "You didn't pay Vinnie your protection this month?! Buddy, you are sooo shamrocked!"
(2) "You didn't pay Vinnie your protection this month?! Buddy, you are sooo shamrocked!"
by Carl Willis April 27, 2004
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Get the bone bag mug.1. n. The state or condition of having complete mastery over another person, as in a game of skill; ownage.
2. interj. An taunting proclamation of dominance or victory typically observed only in written form in online computer games.
Prawnage is a derivative of ownage. It is synonymous with the following forms:
pwnage (pronounced "pawnage");
pawnage;
pzzawnage;
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2. interj. An taunting proclamation of dominance or victory typically observed only in written form in online computer games.
Prawnage is a derivative of ownage. It is synonymous with the following forms:
pwnage (pronounced "pawnage");
pawnage;
pzzawnage;
PzZ4wN463.
1. That BFG was teh prawnage LOL!
2.
>> n00bsh0p was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
>> 1337KILLA was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
BoDyBaGgEr: Prawnage!!
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>> n00bsh0p was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
>> 1337KILLA was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
BoDyBaGgEr: Prawnage!!
by Carl Willis May 5, 2004
Get the prawnage mug.n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.
Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.
by Carl Willis July 26, 2004
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