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wendy's

n. Fast food chain which cooks up a damn tasty bowl of chili.

If you're too much of a pansy for the "traditional" recipe, you can request that your chili be served without severed human appendages.
Cashier: Hello, welcome to Wendy's, what can we get for you?

Customer: I'll have a large bowl of chili, supersize that please, and uh...can you please hold the fingers and toes in that order, ma'am?
by Carl Willis March 27, 2005
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bunit

n. Business. ("Ebonified" form of the word)
Jamal gots him some bunit to take care of, what wif all dat crack an' 'hos he deals in!

Ain't none a yo bunit, muthafucka!
by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
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shamrock

Verb.

(1) To screw someone over; scam.

(2) To inflict severe injury upon someone as leverage to facilitate the extortion of money.

"Shamrock" is most frequently encountered in the passive, as in, "you have been shamrocked." (Origin: Shamrock Towing, a notoriously unethical business in the greater Columbus, Ohio area, ca. 1957)
(1) After paying $115 for the predatory towing of his car, Willis figured out he'd been shamrocked and called an attorney.

(2) "You didn't pay Vinnie your protection this month?! Buddy, you are sooo shamrocked!"
by Carl Willis April 27, 2004
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bone bag

n. A male condom, aka, a jimmy hat.
He gave LaTonya the real package, straight up--no bone bag or nuthin'.
by Carl Willis August 9, 2004
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good hustle

n. A fine effort. This phrase is in the vocabulary of most (if not all) school PE coaches and is commonly used to compliment a player or team for acceptable performance.
"Let's pack it on in, guys...good hustle, good hustle!!"
by Carl Willis February 6, 2005
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thunderbolt

Out at the state pen at midnight, Big Willie's gonna ride the thunderbolt.
by Carl Willis December 1, 2004
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briznitch

n. A prostitute with an attitude.

The term is derived from "brizzle" and "biznitch", where "brizzle" = "br(oad)" + "izzle" and "biznitch" = "bitch". Snoop Dogg's influence on language is very evident in this word.
"Nigga went down to EZ Lay's Cathouse fo a little somethin-somethin, you know, but all they got up in that piece is a bunch of nasty briznitches".
by Carl Willis February 20, 2005
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