Carl Willis's definitions

thunderbolt

n. Nickname for the electric chair.

Out at the state pen at midnight, Big Willie's gonna ride the thunderbolt.

by Carl Willis December 1, 2004

briznitch

n. A prostitute with an attitude.

The term is derived from "brizzle" and "biznitch", where "brizzle" = "br(oad)" + "izzle" and "biznitch" = "bitch". Snoop Dogg's influence on language is very evident in this word.

"Nigga went down to EZ Lay's Cathouse fo a little somethin-somethin, you know, but all they got up in that piece is a bunch of nasty briznitches".

by Carl Willis February 20, 2005

spamvertise

v. (1) To advertise products or services via unsolicited, bulk email (spam).

(2) To abuse a particular Internet resource--such as a domain name--by spamming, frequently contributing to a blacklisting or loss of value of that resource.

(1) Those Russians are spamvertizing a penis pump that is guaranteed to "make yu0r c-0ck tre-mendous."

(2) B1gPen1sNow.com is a spamvertized domain name; don't buy it.

by Carl Willis November 12, 2004

lead hose

n. A rapid-fire automatic weapon that emits a nearly-continuous stream of bullets.

"After a spate of insurgent attacks, leadership was fed up and decided it was time to wash down the streets of Fallujah with a lead hose. A Humvee-mounted M2 0.50 cal was used on the men at the mosque, while a M134 minigun was chosen to neutralize the women and children in the market. According to FOX News, several insurgents may have been killed in the defensive action."

by Carl Willis June 29, 2006

Shabbos

n. Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. On this day, one apparently does not work, get in a car, fucking ride in a car, pick up the phone, turn on the oven, or partake in the game of bowling, among other things.

"I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!" --Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

by Carl Willis July 20, 2006

trow

v. fr. throw To provide one with a beat-down.

Hernando gonna trow you a beat-down.

by Carl Willis November 4, 2003

grizzle

v. To cook something on a grill.
n. (1) A grill (can be used to mean a person's face).
(2) "grass" (marijuana).

You got the wings? Let's grizzle that shiznit!

1. Fo' real nizzle, why you always got 2B up in ma grizzle?

2. Antwan be bluntin' some grizzle and the 5-0 roll up on his ass.

by Carl Willis February 7, 2004