Definitions by Carl Willis
ETS
n. (Educational Testing Service) A white-collar corporate gang in Ewing, New Jersy, headed by Kurt Landgraf. They peddle the SAT and GRE assessment products on the street to vulnerable youths who don't know how to say NO. A greedy parasite that should be eliminated for the betterment of society. See also: Tollbooth on the highway of education.
Those poor students had to pony up $115 to the ETS in order to get admitted to college.
"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be all up in your shit if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"
Kurt, I'm gonna bring my posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn refund one of these days CHUMP!
"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be all up in your shit if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"
Kurt, I'm gonna bring my posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn refund one of these days CHUMP!
ETS by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
Tollbooth on the highway of education
n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.
Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.
Tollbooth on the highway of education by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
bunit
Jamal gots him some bunit to take care of, what wif all dat crack an' 'hos he deals in!
Ain't none a yo bunit, muthafucka!
Ain't none a yo bunit, muthafucka!
bunit by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
japornime
n. Japanese pornographic animation.
Also known as anime or japornimation, this type of animated cartoon is populated with characters typically having large eyes, cute figures, bright costumes, and shrill voices. Plot is superficial and of little interest to the audience, who are really watching to catch a glimpse of underage schoolgirls engaged in sexually suggestive activity (see Sailor Moon).
The defining intererest, and preferred masturbatory fodder, for the wapanese, although they are usually too ashamed to admit it publicly.
Also known as anime or japornimation, this type of animated cartoon is populated with characters typically having large eyes, cute figures, bright costumes, and shrill voices. Plot is superficial and of little interest to the audience, who are really watching to catch a glimpse of underage schoolgirls engaged in sexually suggestive activity (see Sailor Moon).
The defining intererest, and preferred masturbatory fodder, for the wapanese, although they are usually too ashamed to admit it publicly.
Every afternoon, Geoff-san would hole up in his dorm room, close the curtains, get out his laser disc player, and proceed to vigorously wank off to "LA Blue Girl" japornime.
japornime by Carl Willis May 12, 2004
prawnage
1. n. The state or condition of having complete mastery over another person, as in a game of skill; ownage.
2. interj. An taunting proclamation of dominance or victory typically observed only in written form in online computer games.
Prawnage is a derivative of ownage. It is synonymous with the following forms:
pwnage (pronounced "pawnage");
pawnage;
pzzawnage;
PzZ4wN463.
2. interj. An taunting proclamation of dominance or victory typically observed only in written form in online computer games.
Prawnage is a derivative of ownage. It is synonymous with the following forms:
pwnage (pronounced "pawnage");
pawnage;
pzzawnage;
PzZ4wN463.
1. That BFG was teh prawnage LOL!
2.
>> n00bsh0p was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
>> 1337KILLA was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
BoDyBaGgEr: Prawnage!!
2.
>> n00bsh0p was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
>> 1337KILLA was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
BoDyBaGgEr: Prawnage!!
prawnage by Carl Willis May 5, 2004
pops
n. One's father.
DaLonte, whatup holmes! I saw yo pops be hustlin' crack up on Fifth and Lee, so he musta got his ass paroled or somethin'.
You gonna hafta take dat shit up wif Pops, 'cause girl, I sho-as-hell don't give a damn!
You gonna hafta take dat shit up wif Pops, 'cause girl, I sho-as-hell don't give a damn!
pops by Carl Willis April 30, 2004
shamrock
Verb.
(1) To screw someone over; scam.
(2) To inflict severe injury upon someone as leverage to facilitate the extortion of money.
"Shamrock" is most frequently encountered in the passive, as in, "you have been shamrocked." (Origin: Shamrock Towing, a notoriously unethical business in the greater Columbus, Ohio area, ca. 1957)
(1) To screw someone over; scam.
(2) To inflict severe injury upon someone as leverage to facilitate the extortion of money.
"Shamrock" is most frequently encountered in the passive, as in, "you have been shamrocked." (Origin: Shamrock Towing, a notoriously unethical business in the greater Columbus, Ohio area, ca. 1957)
(1) After paying $115 for the predatory towing of his car, Willis figured out he'd been shamrocked and called an attorney.
(2) "You didn't pay Vinnie your protection this month?! Buddy, you are sooo shamrocked!"
(2) "You didn't pay Vinnie your protection this month?! Buddy, you are sooo shamrocked!"
shamrock by Carl Willis April 27, 2004