11 definitions by CaptainPlank12

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
by CaptainPlank12 September 25, 2020
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A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.
Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!
by CaptainPlank12 September 11, 2020
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A way to greet, and compliment one another with class. Can be used to greet men, women, and all the confused members of society in between.
Hey, nice cock bro!

Thanks dude I really needed that, my self confidence just got boosted through the roof.
by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020
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A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.
B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.
C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo
I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!
by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020
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Referring to a gross, difficult, or bad situation.
Also the equivalent of saying “aww crap“
Brian, grandma just fell and broke her hip.

Awww gross, poo water.
by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020
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Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.
by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020
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A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.

B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.

C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo
I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!
by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020
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