4 definitions by CaptainPete2024

Sack Stretch

The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs

It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.

by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023

WB Mason

An office supplies company in which the man on the front looks like John Wilkes Booth.

WB Mason looks like John Wilkes Booth

by CaptainPete2024 October 14, 2023

Five Guys

A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.

Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.

by CaptainPete2024 October 31, 2023

Bob

A person who has no legs and goes swimming.

That guy has no legs. When he goes swimming I like to call him Bob.

by CaptainPete2024 October 18, 2023