7 definitions by Captain Klamydia
When the male penis starts to suck in whatever is around instead excreating sperm, it can eventually cause the penis to implode on itself such as a dying star
I better get to the doc's office because by penis is starting to suck in my clothes. I think I have reverse ejaculation
by Captain Klamydia January 19, 2009
The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis
Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.
by Captain Klamydia March 4, 2009
by Captain Klamydia January 27, 2009
by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009
The act of refrigerating asian sperm, then putting said sperm in your roomate's mouth while he is sleeping.
by Captain Klamydia January 18, 2009
by Captain Klamydia February 26, 2009
A person with the ability to fart with his pinky toe and left nostril. Usually claimed to be pregnant although reports are unsubstantiated about this factor. These people can be captured with an invisible net and require a bait usually of the pornographic variety, a dvd player of 2girls1cup is usually most effective when capturing it.
by Captain Klamydia July 16, 2009