7 definitions by Captain Cheesewhiz

Top Definition
1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).
I voted for those dumbasses and they don't reflect my opinion at all. Instead of representatives they should be called misrepresentatives, he ain't no representative he's a misrepresentative.

"The wealthy Electric and Coal Corporations paid for your campaign congressman," said the lobbyist, "you need to vote against that bill, even though you and I know it would be in the best interest of the people in your district to breathe clean air."
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 13, 2014
In big trouble
Man, when your ol' lady fines out you been messing around on her, you'll be knee deep in shit.
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 27, 2012
stop giving oral sex
"Damn, this is going no were, get off my bone."
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 10, 2012
The penis, the scrotum and testicles all together
Hey baby, do you think yous can take the ballzinall in yo mouth?

Can you handle my ballzinall?

I have to go to the doctor, I gots a problem with my ballzinall.

I think I got the clap, I can feel it in my ballzinall.
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 01, 2012
Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves
I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 19, 2012
To kill oneself, sucide
I can't believe he went and kact himself off! I heard he went and kact the guy last night.
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 01, 2012
A slang term that means stop giving oral sex
"oh henry, get off the phone, I gotta" in the lyrics of "Suffragette city" a song written by Daivid Bowie
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 09, 2012

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