7 definitions by Captain Cheesewhiz
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 10, 2012
1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).
I voted for those dumbasses and they don't reflect my opinion at all. Instead of representatives they should be called misrepresentatives, he ain't no representative he's a misrepresentative.
"The wealthy Electric and Coal Corporations paid for your campaign congressman," said the lobbyist, "you need to vote against that bill, even though you and I know it would be in the best interest of the people in your district to breathe clean air."
"The wealthy Electric and Coal Corporations paid for your campaign congressman," said the lobbyist, "you need to vote against that bill, even though you and I know it would be in the best interest of the people in your district to breathe clean air."
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 13, 2014
Hey baby, do you think yous can take the ballzinall in yo mouth?
Can you handle my ballzinall?
I have to go to the doctor, I gots a problem with my ballzinall.
I think I got the clap, I can feel it in my ballzinall.
Can you handle my ballzinall?
I have to go to the doctor, I gots a problem with my ballzinall.
I think I got the clap, I can feel it in my ballzinall.
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 1, 2012
I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 19, 2012
"oh henry, get off the phone, I gotta" in the lyrics of "Suffragette city" a song written by Daivid Bowie
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 9, 2012
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 1, 2012
In big trouble
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 27, 2012