6 definitions by Captain Breed

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

juice boxed

When a lady takes her genitalia over a man or woman who is on their back. She then rubs her genitalia over his or her partner's face, nose and lips.
A female version of the male "teabagged"

Guy 1: Dude, my lady juice boxed me last night. It was so sweet.
Guy 2: Man, I bet that pussy was drippin' some sweet juice box nectar!

by Captain Breed June 1, 2018

tRump

When you know you screwed up, lost at something, but refuse the truth.

"Man, I lost my job, my gf is pregnant and I am in trouble with the law. Am a real tRump.

by Captain Breed June 10, 2022

Mississippi Delta

The triangle patch that is a female's genital area. Sometimes a bit too hairy and large in size.

Excellent for Southern girls, but can work also with most Northern gals too.

Guy 1: Man my girls pussy is so huge and hairy.
Guy 2: Quit bragging about her Mississippi Delta, you lucky dawg.

by Captain Breed March 10, 2018

Comrade Donnie

A title for someone that does not understand basic Constitutional rights or freedoms.

A would-be dictator that embraces facist behavior.

Man #1: "Lordy, that guy is cold. No heart. No feeling. He acts like Putin".
Man #2: "So true. He is a regular Comrade Donnie".

by Captain Breed June 27, 2018

cum maker

A man's testicle, or balls, create the cum. Thus not only is it the cum maker, so is the Man. Can be used for both.

1. "My balls are full. They are great cum makers"
2. "Loaded up my lady last night, twice. I am the cum maker"

by Captain Breed June 10, 2022