7 definitions by Capt Scotty

While my friend Lana and I were taking some photos for our church Youth Group newsletter, she straddled my head and clambaked me. What will Jesus think?
by Capt Scotty March 1, 2007
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Whilst snapping some pics for our church Youth Group newsletter Lana suddenly straddled my head and clambaked me. What would Jese think?
by Capt Scotty March 3, 2007
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Doughy, linty, and salty goodness that builds up in the heaving and fleshy cleavage of women.
Like toe jam but in between boobs.
When I motorboated by favourite stripper DDDestiny, I choked on her week old mammajam.
by Capt Scotty September 19, 2007
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Whilst manipulating the scrotum with your mouth, shake your head back and forth making a "motorboat" engine sound.
It's the male version of the motorboat.
Last night, Janine was circumnaviagting my scrote and then she went crazy and scroterboated me. I may now marry her.
by Capt Scotty September 19, 2007
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When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.

Most partakers are from Alberta.
*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".

*See Playoby, April 2008.
by Capt Scotty March 11, 2008
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Much like a Hot Karl (with the whole pooping on someone for kicks) but this is the female version that includes a little more mascara and a lot less chest hair.
I can't believe that woman in the bank lineup gave me a Hot Karen.

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I just heard Hot Karen on the radio and she made me self Hot Karl myself.
by Capt Scotty June 13, 2011
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Another fine euphemism for the old birth canal, the fishwrinkle, the snatch, the fleshy female fun bag, the pleasure inny. (ie. the Vagina)
The man inserts his penis into the woman's (let's call her Charis) Meat Donut. 9 months later, a baby comes back out the woman's (let's call her Charis again) Meat Donut and the man is nowhere in sight.
by Capt Scotty September 7, 2005
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