186 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.
A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

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An incredibly stupid white kid who needs his ass whooped. His parents need to whoop his ass, and you may do it too.
Look at that idiotic wigger. Let's go whoop his ass.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

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1. A group of hippocrites who will never hesitate to pour paint on a rich lady's fur coat, but will never in a million years pour paint on a biker's leather jacket.

2. A group of mush wimp clowns who, living in the traditions, safety, and blessings of a Christian nation, subscribes to Hindu reincarnation nonsense about cows being ex-humans.
Listen up, PETA punk: Meat is NOT murder, and that cow is NOT my grandma. Pour paint on MY leathers and I'll ram a wiener dog up yer backside!
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

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Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 03, 2005

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An automotive transmission that was created to meet the needs of people who were missing an arm or a leg.

In the USA, it has become the most common form of transmission.

An automatic transmission removes the driver's ability to select the right gear for the current driving conditions.

People with automatic transmissions believe that the brakes are the primary control devices when operating a car. Automatic driver step on their brakes when they approach intersections. They step on their brakes when they drive up hills. They step on their brakes when they see another car on a side street. They step on their brakes when they drop their Starbucks or their cell phone. And they step on their brakes all the way down hills. This can be a good thing, because anyone who rides the brakes while driving in the Rockies soon becomes a statistic.

NO masculine man drives an automatic. The automatic is the transmission of the fag, the sissy, the girly boy, the wimp, and the fairy.

Males who drive automatics say they are great in traffic. But everyone who knows how to drive a manual transmission knows how to slow down by lifting the foot from the gas.
Want to see something funny? Watch a long line of cars with automatic transmission driving nose-to-tail. They all take turns putting their brakes on. Soon, none of the drivers is paying attention to the brake lights. Then, when the lead car stops, the other cars all crash into one another. Fun!
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007

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The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.
We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 12, 2005

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off
To bump off. To kill. To exterminate.
We're going to off some finks on Friday night.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

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