by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
When a guy of color dresses and talks like a Young Republican and eats baloney sandwiches on white bread, and all the local white paddies and ofays think that the guy is a white paddy.
Rastus changed his name to Robert, put on a grey suit and a red tie, stopped shuckin' and jivin', and bought a white Oldsmobile. He got the kink out of his hair and stopped drinking cheap malt liquor. Now he's passing down in Racine.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
To save gasoline by putting a car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) when going down a hill.
The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.
Compare with Jewish overdrive.
The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.
Compare with Jewish overdrive.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
The shacks all have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind...
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
The shacks all have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind...
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.
A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.
A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.
A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006