186 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

Top Definition
An Irish Jig who wants YOUR money so he can give it to mexicans and colored guys. He wants to confiscate YOUR guns to stop jigaboos from holding up liquor stores. He wants to tax YOUR pants off. He wants to bring change to YOUR life. Change like free partial birth abortion, marriage for corn holers and she-fags, and free socialist medicine.
Barack O'Bama the Irish Jig wants you to stop clinging to your guns and your religion and become a liberal twit.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
A liberal euphemism used to justify hiring people who lack the skill and experience to do a job or task, because they are members of a group favored by liberals. White males, Christians, rural people, NASCAR fans, and people with strong moral standards are excluded from consideration.

Note that all white males who claim to support diversity already have very good jobs and two incomes, so they can afford to act like they believe in the diverse workplace.
Liberals proclaim that diversity is more important than experience or talent. It is far more important that your programming staff includes a moslem, a hindu, a bull dyke, a corn holing faggot, three other women, and a quadraplegic Polynesian person, than eight geeks who know how to code.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 06, 2005
The proper, polite term for a guy of color.

A person who stands on a street corner yelling "sheee-it!" and "mo fo!" and "gimme some skee-in!"

A person well-versed in the fine art of shuckin' an' jivin'.

A spade cat. A dinge. A stove lid. An Ace Boon Coon. A soul brother. A shine.
Here come Cleon out o dat pool hall wif Taleesha. Sheee-it, man, dat Jigaboo sho know how to pick up de fine ladies, yassuh.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
Bosses are like diapers: Full of shit and all over your ass.
My boss had nothing to do, so he watched me work all day today.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Cool. Awesome.

An expression from the mid 1950s, which fell from favor by the early 1960s.
Sal Bufardesi let a tremendous binderfender in class one day, grinned, and said "that's boss!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
To sodomize someone.
There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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