Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Austin

An English motor car often known for being very small.

There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Rat Fink

A goofy looking rat character designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

A show car designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

Big Daddy's Rat Fink car of 1963 was a kart driven by a Cadillac starter motor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

jock juice

1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.

2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.

At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

b a

A bare ass. A moon.

To hang B A is to hang a moon.

Eddie went to the dance to drop trou and hang B A.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.

Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Italian tuxedo

A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Also commonly called an Italian dinner jacket or IDJ.

Johnny wore his Italian tuxedo when he applied for the new job.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005