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Here is a paradox:
Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.
Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
Get the paradoxmug. An incredibly stupid white kid who needs his ass whooped. His parents need to whoop his ass, and you may do it too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the wiggermug. 1. To bump someone off.
2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.
3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.
3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.
2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!
3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!
3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the greasemug. by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the gruntmug. To save gas by putting your car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) and turning off the ignition.
CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.
Compare to Okie overdrive.
CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.
Compare to Okie overdrive.
Schlomo Bender tried to save two bucks worth of gas by putting his Jew Canoe into Jewish overdrive as he drove down Pikes Peak. But he burned out his brakes and drove over the cliff instead.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the Jewish overdrivemug. An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the left lane hogmug. A lever action carbine. It is fast, accurate, and an excellent weapon for self defense. Since it is a typical hunting rifle, most pantywaist liberals do not whine about it and plead for it to be banned.
The Marlin 1894 is an excellent Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It comes in several excellent self-defense calibers that are great for blowing down Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals. Sissy pants liberals who say they don't mind hunting can't whine about this fine hunting rifle.
A lever action Marlin in .45-70 is the ultimate Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It will destroy the engine in a Pachuco boy's low rider.
A lever action Marlin in .45-70 is the ultimate Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It will destroy the engine in a Pachuco boy's low rider.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008
Get the Politically Correct Assault Riflemug.