Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

automatic

A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.

The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.

No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

salt water Mexican

A person from the Phillipine Islands. A Flip.

Florencio is one cool salt water Mexican. He doesn't giggle like a monkey.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

PDA

A hand-held electronic device used by yuppie twits to draw attention and admiration to themselves at meetings. Although the device does little more than a notebook and pen, yuppies and soccer moms are very impressed by them.

Scrodney was the center of attention with her new PDA. All the yuppies were very excited about it, and Scrodney scored many points.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 14, 2006

Italian tuxedo

A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Also commonly called an Italian dinner jacket or IDJ.

Johnny wore his Italian tuxedo when he applied for the new job.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

kybo

An outhouse.

A portable fiberglass commode.

This word arose early in the twentieth century, and is reputed to be an acronym for "Keep Your Bowels Open." The word is universal among Boy Scouts and RAGBRAI bicyclists in Iowa.

If you guys don't wise up, you'll have to clean the kybo.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

Sissy

A guy who gets out of the bathtub to take a leak.
A guy who takes his chew out before he eats.

Walden is a great big sissy. He steps into the can to scratch his arse.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008

cigarette

A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a redneck, skank, monkey, idiot, wino, bum, or fool. It is the cause of ash tray breath.

A Camel butt.

Belinda thinks she smells good with a cigarette in her mouth.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005