boss

Bosses are like diapers: Full of shit and all over your ass.
My boss had nothing to do, so he watched me work all day today.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the bossmug.

fink

A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 08, 2007
mugGet the finkmug.

Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!
Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 06, 2005
mugGet the Texas toothbrushmug.

Jewish Dilemma

Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 03, 2005
mugGet the Jewish Dilemmamug.

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.
All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
mugGet the left lanemug.

slash

A line drawn between two words by people who are too ignorant to know the real punctuation mark or work that should go there, and are too lazy to look it up.

A sure sign of a faux writer.
Any bozo who puts a slash between two words should have his word processor taken away until he learns how to write.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
mugGet the slashmug.