172 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 1, 2008
1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.
2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.
2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.
Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.
GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.
GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.
Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.
Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.
Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.
Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.
Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005