Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Rastus

The gentleman whose picture is on the Cream of Wheat box.

Rastus has had his picture on the Cream of Wheat box since the 1890s.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 1, 2005

side show

An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.

Hey blood, les go to dat side show.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

b a

A bare ass. A moon.

To hang B A is to hang a moon.

Eddie went to the dance to drop trou and hang B A.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ball walk

A walk taken by a guy with no pants on, with the intent to be offensive.

Malcom dropped trou and took a ball walk around the Quad.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Stretch

A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.

Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 5, 2008

RF

Rat Fink. A vulgar rat who hangs onto his own tail.

A screw-up.

A prank played against someone else.

Herman played a great RF on Mr. Heinkel.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005