Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions
All good effeminate liberals call bums homeless. By doing this, they can can whine, "Oh, let's all help the homeless," just like the people of San Francisco. They said let's build homes and put all the homeless people inside them. Then nobody will be homeless. Ooh, aren't we good liberals? Barack O'Bama will love us!
So the liberals built homes. Then they went out on the streets and collected all the bums and put them in the homes. See, no more homeless!
Now, the San Francisco coppers have discovered that all those people on the streets who piss on the sidewalk and shit in the gutter and throw muscatel bottles on your front porch have addresses. They aren't homeless.
See, aren't those San Francisco liberals nice? They've spent over 100 million taxpayer dollars, but there are no more homeless people in San Francisco!
Just bums.
So the liberals built homes. Then they went out on the streets and collected all the bums and put them in the homes. See, no more homeless!
Now, the San Francisco coppers have discovered that all those people on the streets who piss on the sidewalk and shit in the gutter and throw muscatel bottles on your front porch have addresses. They aren't homeless.
See, aren't those San Francisco liberals nice? They've spent over 100 million taxpayer dollars, but there are no more homeless people in San Francisco!
Just bums.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 16, 2008
Get the homelessmug. To save gasoline by putting a car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) when going down a hill.
The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.
Compare with Jewish overdrive.
The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.
Compare with Jewish overdrive.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the okie overdrivemug. by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the zorch cowmug. by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the gunselmug. by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
Get the metrosexualmug. Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the Ivory-Billed Woodpeckermug. To walk like the Keep on Truckin' Man. Lean way back, stick your leg way out front. Shoulders back. Swing those arms just so. Go slow. Dig it.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the Truckin'mug.