Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

paradox

A sound logical argument leading to a logical absurdity.

Here is a paradox:

Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

spade cat

An African American man.

This word was common among jazz musicians in the 1940s and 1950s, but fell out of favor in recent times because of politically correct bull. This was never a racial slur, although politically correct twits think it is today.

The spade cat lay down a great riff during his sax solo.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

trots

Loose bowels. The drizzy shits.

Braughton got the trots at her office this morning and didn't make it to the can.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

wigger

An incredibly stupid white kid who needs his ass whooped. His parents need to whoop his ass, and you may do it too.

Look at that idiotic wigger. Let's go whoop his ass.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

slop swab

A napkin or serviette, used to wipe crumbs and gravy from your mouth at dinner.

Otto wiped his chops with a slob swab.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

horse face

A woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

goose egg

An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.

Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.

Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005