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bugger

There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the buggermug.

paradox

A sound logical argument leading to a logical absurdity.
Here is a paradox:

Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
mugGet the paradoxmug.

Bullroar

John Kerry spouts a lot of bullroar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the Bullroarmug.

beat your pud

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
mugGet the beat your pudmug.

crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
mugGet the crotch cricketmug.

mush wimp

1. A weak, timid, ineffectual person.

2. A pantywaist liberal who cares more for a criminal's rights than a victim's rights, and who wants to tax YOUR pants off to pay for wimpy social programs.

3. A politically correct twit.
Senaturd Kennedy is a limp-wristed liberal mush wimp.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
mugGet the mush wimpmug.

dooflap

A large, pendulous fur-covered appendage that hangs beneath the neck of a moose.
Bullregard the Moose has an 18-inch dooflap.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
mugGet the dooflapmug.

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