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Not refering to anybody named Steve.
"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.
The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.
"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.
The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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Get the gwigger mug.An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
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After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005
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