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do a steve

Not refering to anybody named Steve.

"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.

The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.
*doorbell rings*
Guy: Oh hey, man, sup? Come on in.
Guy2: Sup man, do a Steve.
Guy: *grabs ankle*
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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aweful

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.
Guy: I just made a submission to urbandictionary.com!
Guy2:Dude, that's aweful!
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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mad off

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.
by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005
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break

In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.

Also means to give change for a large bill.
1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.

2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?
by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006
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five-up

To spend an entire night together and not miss a single high-five.

Comes from the idea that people spending time together will have fun and give each other high fives. Since the geek culture boom in the 80's, it's become much easier for a high-five to miss. If one avoids this tragic accident of pop culture, one has been said to be "five-up."
There was a minute there when I thought Brad was going to miss my hand, but he made it, so we were five-up.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.
I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.
by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005
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Darwin Awards

An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005
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