CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName's definitions

Overflow Jump

The most complex type of "jump" in the world record TAS speedrun for Super Mario 64. It's where you go SO UNBELIEVABLY fast that you move through something called "parallel universes". You move through MULTIPLE of them, then rotate your camera, and then jump. This allows you to move through a parallel universe vertically. Then it kicks you out because of reasons I'm not gonna talk about, and boom! You just did an overflow jump!

"What is this mess? Parallel universes? Quartersteps? Overflow jumps are weird."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 3, 2021

God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 2, 2021

:CC

I mean, you know what this means. Super sad emoticon.

"My friend just took my wallet :CC"
"Why did you have to betray me like this? :CC"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 2, 2021

qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm

Are you f**king serious? You're THAT bored? Oh, right, you are. Since you ALREADY TYPED qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qwerty, asdf, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm, and many many many many many (repeat 10 times) more. Also, you did this in an alternating left to right diagonal pattern.

"Stop already. You have something better to do other than typing qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 26, 2021

:Ç

Another variation of :Q. Also :Ş, but ... yeah. This is basically a suprised drooling face. Can be also sad drooling face.

Use 1: Person 1: "Did you do your work today?"
Person 2: "There was work? :Ç"

Use 2: "Don't have the feeling to do my homework today. Idk why. :Ç"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 4, 2021

qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp

Wow! You've just passed level 1000000 of Keyboard Boredom! I congratulate you for your extreme level of boredom! Ok, but actually, this "word" is just like qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp, but instead of just staying at top-bottom-middle, we have a pattern. Like first one is top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top, then top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top...

Person 1: I'm very bored!
Person 2: And I'm more bored than you!
Person 3: And I'M more bored than YOU!
Person 1: Heh, wanna bet? I searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on Google!
Person 2: Only THAT much? I searched qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp on Google!
Person 3: ... I searched qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp on Google.
Person 1: A... You win.

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName July 17, 2021

Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 6, 2021