CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName's definitions

Overflow Jump

The most complex type of "jump" in the world record TAS speedrun for Super Mario 64. It's where you go SO UNBELIEVABLY fast that you move through something called "parallel universes". You move through MULTIPLE of them, then rotate your camera, and then jump. This allows you to move through a parallel universe vertically. Then it kicks you out because of reasons I'm not gonna talk about, and boom! You just did an overflow jump!

"What is this mess? Parallel universes? Quartersteps? Overflow jumps are weird."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 3, 2021

God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 2, 2021

qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp

Wow! You've just passed level 1000000 of Keyboard Boredom! I congratulate you for your extreme level of boredom! Ok, but actually, this "word" is just like qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp, but instead of just staying at top-bottom-middle, we have a pattern. Like first one is top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top, then top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top...

Person 1: I'm very bored!
Person 2: And I'm more bored than you!
Person 3: And I'M more bored than YOU!
Person 1: Heh, wanna bet? I searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on Google!
Person 2: Only THAT much? I searched qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp on Google!
Person 3: ... I searched qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp on Google.
Person 1: A... You win.

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName July 17, 2021

Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 6, 2021

Underload

1: when you're installing cyberpunk 2077
2: when the loading bar gets to 99%

1: Person 1 "How's the game installation going?"
Person 2: "Nope, not good. It's underloading."

2: "Why, loading bar? Why do you have to underload when you get to 99%?"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 26, 2021

How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.

"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 12, 2021

G

Kinda like GG, but less impressively.

Someone: "Beats an easy obby on Roblox"
Everyone: "G"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 12, 2021