10 definitions by Candy Muffinbaker
Old English in origin, Haint is the middle evolution from the word "havent" which eventually became word we now know as "aint"
havent= haint=aint
havent= haint=aint
"but you have got two bitter swords and I haint got a knife!"
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves
by Candy Muffinbaker October 15, 2006
"Just to think of my alarm and distaste at the sight of him (Frisco Sockpuppet) nestled down in to the poon catch of my sister's greasy panties, made me sad, for I now know how desperate he must feel and angry that she changes them so often."
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
"Dude, this soup tastes like shit, I'm gonna rabbit!"
GF: "Hey, do you want to come upstairs for some breakfast?"
BF: "Naw, I can't, my Mom's waiting on me, I gotta rabbit."
GF: "But you're 35!!!"
(phone rings)
BF: "Yay! that's her calling me now! See ya!"
GF: "Hey, do you want to come upstairs for some breakfast?"
BF: "Naw, I can't, my Mom's waiting on me, I gotta rabbit."
GF: "But you're 35!!!"
(phone rings)
BF: "Yay! that's her calling me now! See ya!"
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
1. When your snot runs out of your nose and into your cofee
2. a specially blended cup of coffee brewed on route 295 in chatham, ny
2. a specially blended cup of coffee brewed on route 295 in chatham, ny
I cringed and shuddered inside as I watched my mother at the coffee pot, her snot nose dripping into the beverage she was preparing for my father
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006