31 definitions by Can of Worms

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed between porcupine and pineapple. It can curl up in a ball, has 3 inch spikes, but can not run or collect rings.(hedgehogs are not the same as porcupines). It grows on trees, and is a good source of protien and vitamin C(not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple.

by Can of Worms November 8, 2006

yahoogle

what happens when the 2 top search engines combine?

I just yahoogled google and it crashed.

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006

mucus pukus

A magic/witchcraft word for 2nd graders.Used in a way like hocus pocus. May be literal.

When I say mucus pukus, you will die.

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

poop fight

A fight in which poop is thrown

Let's have a poop fight!

by Can of Worms November 19, 2006

Coprophagia

Shit eater. One who eats shit

Why would someone eat their shit? Coprophagia is funny as hell.

by Can of Worms November 17, 2006

wet, sticky, slimey

Wet is spit, ticky is earwax and slimey is boogers. This is the combination of them.

Check out my wet, sticky, slimey before I eat it

by Can of Worms November 10, 2006

youranus

Uranus. What it really is.

I'm looking at youranus. It has gas, has moons, and is round.

by Can of Worms November 3, 2006