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12 definitions by Calypsion

 
1.
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A kind of mischevious.. looking.. smiley.. See the sinister kind of plotting smirk!? Can't you see it?
Me: This should be a good RP.. x)
Other: Oh god, what are you plotting?
Me: ..nooothinnnggg... x)
by Calypsion June 27, 2006
 
2.
The dickwad who somehow became the 43rd President and declared fruitless wars with his speech impediments and all. Derives from the southern pronunciation of W (dub-uhl-yoo)
Basically, to sum it up, the shithead who made a once-prosperous nation fall into the hands of debt. The dumb fuck who bombed the shit out of poor middle eastern countries like Iraq and Afghanistan.
"Ugh, change the channel. The stupid shit's on TV."
"Who?"
"..Dubya."
by Calypsion September 17, 2005
 
3.
California metalcore band. That kicks. Major. Ass.

Three albums to date - Sounding the Seventh Trumpet, Waking the Fallen, and City of Evil - with the latter being, so far, the best of the three and taking on a new style. The abscense of screaming, maybe...

Synyster Gates can bang out some REALLY good solos. If you've never heard M.I.A. from City of Evil, you have never heard the meaning of skill. Seriously, this guy is fucking nuts.

Moving along now. Acknowledging the 'sellout' claims... The other two albums have nothing on City of Evil. Just because Bat Country is a fucking kickass song and people agree doesn't mean the band is suddenly shit, and if you think that you seriously need to get a fucking life and do something with it instead of bitch and complain about how a band's talent has suddenly gotten exposed.
Avenged Sevenfold, or A7X, is a really, really kickass band and anyone with any musical taste will agree.
by Calypsion April 13, 2006
 
4.
'Talented' is not a good enough word. Anti-Flag is one of the few bands that can still bull off fast, loud, and political music without sounding like total idiots.

I highly recommend 'The Press Corpse' on their latest album, 'For Blood and Empire.'
Anti-Flag kicks ass... end of story.
by Calypsion June 27, 2006
 
5.
The state with the cheapest gas in the country.. and we don't even have that 'self-serve' shit.

If that's not a good example of one of the many reasons NJ is a really good state... I don't know what is.

Oh and. By the way. We are -not- all Italian, even in South Jersey.
New Jersey's Regular Unleaded gas Price is like.. what? $2.79? Compared to.. what, over $3 in NY?

Exactly.
by Calypsion June 07, 2006
 
6.
The Weapon of Mass Destruction that Dubya is so worried about.

The terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we Americans eat and choke on them. That's what Bush did, right?
He choked on a pretzel. A -pretzel.-
by Calypsion September 27, 2005
 
7.
One of the most useful words in the english language.
"Dude! What the fuck?!"
"And then this dude came up to me and said.."
"I was walking and then.. dude.. oh shit, I forgot.."
"DUDE! I love this!"
"Hey! HEY! DUDE!"
..You get the idea yet?
by Calypsion June 30, 2006