Definitions by Calvin

acquisition 

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

acquisition by calvin April 18, 2005

masturbate 

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

masturbate by Calvin April 5, 2005

explode 

to laugh in an abrupt or uncontrolable manner.

friend 1: *explodes*
friend 2: stop exploding all over yourself.

explode by Calvin March 28, 2005

Pussy Hug.

When a girl leans in & arches her back and her pussy is the first thing to make contact.Then she slowly presses her tits against your chest & then finally she wraps her arms around your neck.

A blatant sign of disrespect.

That girl just gave you a pussy hug.

Pussy Hug. by Calvin March 16, 2005

westside 

Verb. To Throw up ones hands in a form of a "W".

Ima Westside your ass if you fail me on my permit test.

westside by Calvin February 24, 2005

lpm 

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

lpm by Calvin August 16, 2004

STM 

Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

STM by Calvin August 16, 2004