Calvin's definitions

wongbat

when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.

Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!

by calvin October 28, 2003

Pussy Hug.

When a girl leans in & arches her back and her pussy is the first thing to make contact.Then she slowly presses her tits against your chest & then finally she wraps her arms around your neck.

A blatant sign of disrespect.

That girl just gave you a pussy hug.

by Calvin March 16, 2005

papa del

Sp. "Father of the..." but also a good thing. also can be used with "trigo" or "trick daddy aich" meaning "trick daddy" to signify a juke or ownage.

(after someone got balled up) oh shit son, he got papa del trick daddy aiched!

by Calvin November 17, 2002

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

Hobbes

From the cartoon Calvin and Hobbes

"Hobbes is a tiger and he is t3h man!"

by Calvin November 3, 2003

acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

by calvin April 18, 2005

Gap Tooth Ho

Someone who doesn't make every 6 month visit to the dentist.

YO!@# Calvin is a gap tooth ho, yo.

by Calvin January 4, 2003