Calvin's definitions

fuckhat

a stronger version of asshat

he's more then and asshat, he's a full blown fuckhat

by Calvin November 12, 2003

dingle berry

The pieces of lint that hang of the hair of your grundle

shit i got a lot of dingle berries down there

by Calvin November 12, 2003

booroo

that skin from yer ass to ya nut

dude glen has a booroo like 3 feet long

by Calvin August 27, 2003

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

STM

Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

TPM

Thrusts Per Minute

See sex

I bang my girlfriend at 1,000 TPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

Pussy Hug.

When a girl leans in & arches her back and her pussy is the first thing to make contact.Then she slowly presses her tits against your chest & then finally she wraps her arms around your neck.

A blatant sign of disrespect.

That girl just gave you a pussy hug.

by Calvin March 16, 2005