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32 definitions by Calvin

 
22.
to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton
I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating
by Calvin April 05, 2005
 
23.
that skin from yer ass to ya nut
dude glen has a booroo like 3 feet long
by Calvin August 27, 2003
 
24.
STM
Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob
I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.
by Calvin August 16, 2004
 
25.
The pieces of lint that hang of the hair of your grundle
shit i got a lot of dingle berries down there
by Calvin November 12, 2003
 
26.
also spoken in redneckus:
Techno yeehaw!
by CaLviN May 07, 2003
 
27.
Someone who doesn't make every 6 month visit to the dentist.
YO!@# Calvin is a gap tooth ho, yo.
by Calvin January 04, 2003
 
28.
to laugh in an abrupt or uncontrolable manner.
friend 1: *explodes*
friend 2: stop exploding all over yourself.
by Calvin March 28, 2005