Definitions by Caleb McIntosh

Maekin Battle Plans 

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

Maekin Battle Plans by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009

Tennonym 

Words that when typed in T9 may be written as a word not intended.

Also pronounced "T9onym"

A Tennonym for "Jordan" is "Korean"
A Tennonym for "Caleb" is "Baked"

"Dude, my girlfriend is so bad at texting. Her text's are so full of tennonyms."

Tennonym by Caleb McIntosh March 27, 2009

LTR 

Learn to Read

An expression of exasperation, usually used when another party in a conversation cannot comprehend plain English.

P1: "Ok, so she said that you like her"

P2: "She likes you?"

P1: "Dude, ltr"

LTR by Caleb McIntosh December 9, 2008