Cal's definitions

Morgue

The god-damn sexiest hunk of a man.
May be used to refer to a male who is tall, fantabulous in bed, amusing, compassionate, articulate and all-round special. Synonymous with "big hunky".

"Geez, that guy is a total Morgue."

also:

"I wish I had a Morgue".

and

"That chick thinks she is so it, now that she has a Morgue".

by Cal May 20, 2003

silly cats

To change the subject of conversation, especially with reference to silly cats

Bridget will you marry me?

Oh look at the silly cats!

by cal June 6, 2004

flatlands

Area of flesh between a person's starfish and their front parts.

I pulled out and skeeted all over her flatlands

by Cal December 2, 2004

cowboy bewts

liberating piece(s) of clothing that young girls wear to get their way. Usually worn with nothing else other than a holster.

CAAAALOWIE walked out in cowboy bewts (sick..) and demanded tuck to do her in the ass. we all said, "GET out." (this is the one and only situation where cowboy bewts do not work.) Now a situation where bewts do work. When your pet cat josAH gives you ringworm, you go out in cowboy bewts attire (and yes, a holster) and demand a coonskin hat and a box of bob the builder (be specific) fruit snacks. you get your hat, AND those osofruityfruit bob the builder fruit snacks. now get out.

by Cal January 4, 2004

fenris

Large gathering of tools, especially in Star Kingdoms.

yay, i'm #12345519 in Hall of Fame!

by Cal May 21, 2004

Naushy

sweet, amazing, off the hezzy

That shirt is so naushy.. i have to get it.

by Cal February 1, 2004

IBB

"Icy Burberry Bitch"

A bitch so cold that she not only refuses to acknowledge your presence but pretends that you don't even exist.

Noticing that we were approaching, the IBB quickly put on her sunglasses and headphones because she was that much better than us.

by Cal May 23, 2004