4 definitions by Cakencock
Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!
by Cakencock August 25, 2022
When a vagina is gaping, dirty, and vile cesspool emits a loud, wet, flatulence that smells like a corpse that has been rotting in the dessert heat and is being used as a litter box for 10,000 cats, tends to always leave a nasty brown permanent stain.
I am such a nasty fucking skank, I keep having wet, hot, chunky, explosive puffy puffy pussy farts that are making everyone vomit, got me banned from Uber and Lyft, and killed a baby and my grandmother. I should probably clean my nasty steak umm puffy puffy pussy before I have anymore puffy puffy pussy farts that squirt out brown chunky goo, that kind of looks like applesauce, but I tasted it, and...it's not applesauce.
by Cakencock August 25, 2022
A combination of two items that provide pleasure in an oral matter, also, Eric Agnew's two favorite things.
Eric Agnew was delighted to have his mouth filled with Cakencock multiple times today, he was left with an explosion of sweet delicious goodness that filled his mouth and belly.
by Cakencock August 25, 2022
The ability to see all bullshit that lying, narcissistic, conceited, and/or evil people attempt to make others believe is the truth.
Dude, you're a fucking hateful, evil, lying and disrespectful little bitch, I can Eric Agnew right through your bullshit, how many times do I have to tell you "you can't bullshit a bullshitter" so just give up already, get over it, you lying little bitch.
by Cakencock August 25, 2022