15 definitions by Caffine Overdose

the swan

A reality show that accurately demonstrates traditional American life.

There is nothing more rock n' roll than frumpies undergoing plastic surgery too look acceptably generic.

by Caffine Overdose April 20, 2004

grape

A purple fruit.

Man, my friend Gary can be such a grape.

by Caffine Overdose April 20, 2004

asexual

In humans- not to have a sex drive.

Ironically, the idea of asexualism is very sexy.

Andy Warhol was rumoured to be asexual.

When I'm not in love, I'm asexual.

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Quite possibly THE best show on television.

Curb your enthusiasm and Arrested Developement > Malcolm in the Middle > Adult Swim > The OC > Degrassi > Oprah > American Idol > 7th Heaven > My home videos


I have really got to stop watching television...

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

Weekly World News

Apparently the most widely-read magazine in the world. Each article is a beautifully crafted work of fiction, that only senile old people or the truly gullible believe. It is genius. Pure genius.

"BAT BOY fights terrorism with a magic sword"

by Caffine Overdose April 22, 2004

NoDoz

A wonderful caffine pill. One goes a long way.

I took some NoDoz and now I can't blink

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

Gee, you knit?

An alternative way of spelling "G-Unit".

Fiddy and the gang orignally chose this spelling, but to their surprise it was trademarked by a group of asian semstresses.

G-Unit = Gee, you knit?

by Caffine Overdose April 27, 2004