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Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.
by CHRIS April 7, 2004
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a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:
jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"
by CHRIS January 14, 2005
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man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
by CHRIS February 23, 2004
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The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.
"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."
by CHRIS March 5, 2004
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1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by CHRIS March 12, 2005
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a strange word meaning pancakes in the morman tongue.
mmm these sure are yummy pancakes
by CHRIS January 21, 2005
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