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1. A sex object known for slugs.
Enjoys slug intercourse after rainy days and munching on a cheese sandwich right after a spot of chess.
2. A swelling of the rectum.
3. Slang for someone who obsesses with masterbation amongst females. Must cover themselves head to toe in chicken fat and smarties whilst dancing outside a veterinary clinic.
1.

Jimmie: I caught a raval in my garden today.
Bob: Oh really? its early season for that.
Jimmie: Well, Ravalites can pounce on your garden slugs at any time of the year. I use deraveliser to get rid of them.
Bob: Oh I use that all the time. Those pesky Ravals.

2.
Doctor: Looks like you have the Raval condition beneath your scrotum next to the anal area.
Adam: Will I be ok?
Doctor: Use deraveliser once a week to get rid.
Adam: Oh that pesky Raval.

3.

Doctor: Oh dear, Looks like ravelistus is back.
Barbra: Shall we lock up the animals?
Doctor: I think thats best barb.
Barbra: That pesky Raval.
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